Cooking with Communism: Thanksgiving Special – “A Seat at the Empty Table”
Comrade AOC is back in the people’s kitchen to show you how to throw the most equitable Thanksgiving feast of all time: one with ZERO food, MAXIMUM vibes™. No turkey, no stuffing, no problem! In this heartwarming episode, we celebrate the modern American Holodomor by turning starvation into a trendy lifestyle choice.
Featured recipes:
- Invisible Turkey with Mind-Carving Technique™
- Air-Fried Potato Famine Fries
- Ghost Green Beans à la Collective Delusion
- Pie in the Sky (serves 350 million, calories may vary)
- Signature “People’s Equity Elixir” (fermented Portland bong water reduction)
Special guest appearance by Uncle Joe (cardboard cutout)! Watch AOC teach you how to stretch absolutely nothing into a four-course guilt trip your family will never forget.
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