WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following several days of controversy swirling among his supporters over a string of surprising U.S. Supreme Court opinions, President Donald Trump demanded an investigation into who nominated…
A local man is living in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years. “I’ve done my work and I save my daylight,” the retired urologist Bill Pardot explains, “but…
In a shocking turn of events that sent ripples through the half a dozen dedicated WNBA fans, star player Angel Reese has threatened to sit out if she doesn’t get…
BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up little signs on paddles throughout the worship service.
U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they are actually worth and now owe the NBA $400 million.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Tim Six conducted a daring overnight raid and has neutralized the infamous Kool-Aid Man.
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“In America today, the percentage of fathers, uncles, and male educators who have high cheekbones and wax all of their body hair is at an all-time low. With such a…
The 2023 International Women’s Day was a great success, focusing mainly on local men who think they’re women. “Really, the best women are biological men who think they’re women, and…