Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis head-on by tapping the nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve.
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion picture that does not feature actress Zendaya.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Due to a reportedly depleted supply of ballistic missiles following months of bombardment, military officials confirmed this week that “Operation Epic Fury” had officially been downgraded to…
WASHINGTON — Diplomats and officials confirmed this week that the United States and its partners have once more reached the decisive moment known as Iran’s Last Chance, a recurring diplomatic…
U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of those three episodes that aired back in 2020 that were kind…
FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the chance to…
TRENTON, NJ — Due to yet another “glitch” in the state’s computer database, officials confirmed that the tens of thousands of Moroccans who invaded Cetua, Spain last week were now…
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. “Killing people with knives is already illegal and so is just carrying…
DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of…