Spirit Halloween Officially Takes Over Spirit Airlines
MIRAMAR, Fla. — Spirit Airlines announced Tuesday that it has been acquired by Spirit Halloween in a deal valued at one (1) large animatronic witch that cackles when you open…
MIRAMAR, Fla. — Spirit Airlines announced Tuesday that it has been acquired by Spirit Halloween in a deal valued at one (1) large animatronic witch that cackles when you open…
WASHINGTON — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) held a brief press availability Tuesday morning to announce that she is “finally at peace,” following what she described as the successful transfer of…
WASHINGTON — In a breakthrough that scholars are calling “both mathematically dubious and emotionally consistent,” a new report released Tuesday confirmed that there are, in fact, 11 types of people…
CORUSCANT — In a surprising move, the Galactic Empire announced today that it is actively recruiting members of the United States Secret Service to join its elite Stormtrooper Corps, not…
Washington, D.C. — Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) expressed growing concern Tuesday afternoon after glancing at a conference room clock and concluding that she had already missed her scheduled 4 p.m.…
WASHINGTON — Prominent Democrats expressed profound surprise and concern Monday following yet another assassination attempt on President Donald J. Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where armed intruders were…
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican’s towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week, declaring that refusing migrants is a “grave sin” and urging…
WASHINGTON, DC—In a plot twist that would have even the most seasoned Hollywood screenwriter scratching their head, Donald J. Trump completed his four-year journey from “insurrectionist” to “president” once again,…
LOS ANGELES—In a heartfelt gesture of international solidarity, President* Joe Biden assured the victims of California’s devastating wildfires that while direct aid might take some time, he would be sending…
MENLO PARK, CA — In a twist that could only be described as a plotline from a dystopian tech thriller, the world of fact-checking has been turned on its head.…