With TSA Finally Funded, Air Travel Back To Being Awful For The Usual Reasons
U.S. — Now that the TSA is fully funded thanks to the end of the partial government shutdown, sources confirmed that air travel was already back to being awful for…
U.S. — Now that the TSA is fully funded thanks to the end of the partial government shutdown, sources confirmed that air travel was already back to being awful for…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Less than a week after yet another assassination attempt against President Donald Trump, leaders of the Democratic Party pushed back against claims that they are guilty of…
JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local man Trevor Riggs announced that he regretted spending 15 minutes reading the Bible this morning.
U.S. — According to reports, a small town girl living in a lonely world was forced to cancel her travel plans after being politely informed by an Amtrak employee that…
HEAVEN — Within moments of arriving at the Pearly Gates, local boomer Gary Whitaker located Heaven’s sound booth and politely but firmly informed the angelic operator that the worship music…
MACON, GA — A smoke alarm living in the house of a local family waited patiently until all the home’s occupants went to sleep to start beeping loudly sometime around…
With yesterday’s ruling, the United States Supreme Court officially declared it illegal to redraw voting districts based on the races of its citizenry. Sad!
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run out of other people’s money.
As though scales fell from Mark Zuckerberg’s eyes, the tech magnate unveiled a set of changes that will be made to Facebook’s content restriction policies in the coming weeks.
VENTURA, CA — Local woman Sarah Carter, whose ancestors once raised 11 kids in a 2-bedroom house, recently told her friends she thought having kids these days was just too…