U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the original 13 colonies being transferred back to Great Britain.
MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about classical music he received by watching classic Bugs Bunny cartoons.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world’s first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to never stop fighting as long as anyone…
U.S. — The U.S. Men’s National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around on the grass…
Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it’s a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a…
SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five minutes without saying “bro.”
U.S. — In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.
MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut short Sunday evening after President Trump announced he had brokered a…
U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.