Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis head-on by tapping the nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve.
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion picture that does not feature actress Zendaya.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Due to a reportedly depleted supply of ballistic missiles following months of bombardment, military officials confirmed this week that “Operation Epic Fury” had officially been downgraded to…
U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of those three episodes that aired back in 2020 that were kind…
FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the chance to…
TRENTON, NJ — Due to yet another “glitch” in the state’s computer database, officials confirmed that the tens of thousands of Moroccans who invaded Cetua, Spain last week were now…
DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of…
KAYSVILLE, UT — Local Christian man Greg Moffat expressed annoyance this week over the fact that his faith in God’s goodness continues to get in the way of sinking into…
U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features perforated pages for easy removal of parts…