COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to…
MONROE, MI — A local man was seen shoveling snow in his driveway like some sort of idiot, because apparently, he doesn’t know snow just melts and goes away by…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to “85 seconds to midnight,” President Donald Trump held a press conference…
GREEN BAY, WI — Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and borders.
Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few simple tips and tricks can go a long way.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump told the Ayatollah’s regime that if they didn’t stop slaughtering tens…
Now over a year into the new congressional term and moving toward the midterms, the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress has been racking up one major victory after another. Don’t believe it?…
U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they are supposed to be angry about next.
TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page intake form, promising they would then get right to addressing the…
BOULDER, CO — Local two-year-old Kaetlyn Massie graciously sprinted across the house in an effort to save her mother from using the bathroom alone.