The email reads:
SUBJECT: Your Application Has Left Us Speechless
Dear [Applicant Name],
After reviewing your résumé and experiencing the sheer magnitude of your qualifications, we were overwhelmed with excitement. Your accomplishments, your vision, your essence-it’s everything we wanted and more.
And yet, with unspeakable regret, we must inform you that we cannot move forward at this time. Please understand: this is our failing, not yours.
Frankly, we’re stunned no one else has managed to hire you first!
If you ever choose to grace us with another application, we will be waiting.
In awe of your hawk-eyed brilliance,
Al Talent Acquisition