Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed…

Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed…

Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed disappointment Thursday that no one had been killed yet in the construction of the White House ballroom. “It’s been months since we started, and I still haven’t seen one worker get impaled by rebar or have his head smashed in by falling rubble,” said Trump, adding that he had at least hoped to witness a runway steamroller squeeze the guts from the mouths of a few construction workers as if they were tubes of toothpaste.

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