FRANKLIN, TN — Only a few hours after dismissing his wife’s favorite show as “dumb,” local man Paul Stanton found himself on the couch, watching the show, and enraged by…
RED BLUFF, CA — As people ring in the new year by taking on resolutions meant to improve their lives, local wife and mother Karen Moore took it upon herself…
U.S. — Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle by members of the…
BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company announced a bold new take on a classic remake of a classic film property this week when it unveiled its plan to release…
NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year’s terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured concerned Americans that it would put its…
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack, thereby confirming to the nation that it was, in fact,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite swirling rumors that his demise has negatively affected his cognitive abilities, White House officials insisted today that former President Jimmy Carter is still sharp and focused…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has announced her intention for 2025 to finally read the United States Constitution using a “Read The Constitution In A Year”…
PORTLAND, OR — NBA fans watched in awe last night as the Lakers and Trailblazers made history by playing an entire game without dribbling the ball a single time.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump has just named Buc-ee the Beaver as his Secretary of Transportation in a move bringing joy to millions of drivers across the country.