WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite ongoing bombing operations being carried out in recent days, members of the Trump White House announced that the peace deal with Iran was completely done except…
RED ROCKS, CO — Local concertgoers experienced a wave of dread Friday night when indie-rock front man Julian Vance announced the band was going to “play a little something from…
CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to…
TEXAS — With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan voter wants to ban steak and believes God is gay.
PROVO, UT — Local wife Allie Goodman told her husband that she identified with all five of the common “love languages,” and she was not sure which one she wanted…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tragedy unfolded in the nation’s capital again today, as multiple assassins attempting to kill President Donald Trump accidentally shot each other.
LA PUENTE, CA — Bucking years of tradition, the valedictorian at a local high school is reportedly not in any way Asian.
BETHESDA, MD — Results from President Donald Trump’s 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-chlorian count is “off the charts.”
MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking a large boat in the middle of his driveway.
VATICAN CITY — A new papal encyclical warning about the dangers of AI reportedly provoked an answer from AI language model Grok, which published 95 theses responding to the Catholic…