Saying it would mark a significant change in the company’s direction, Paradigm Marketing CEO Paul…

Saying it would mark a significant change in the company’s direction, Paradigm Marketing CEO Paul…

Saying it would mark a significant change in the company’s direction, Paradigm Marketing CEO Paul Dannon announced Monday a bold new plan that was evidently intended to undo the havoc caused by last year’s bold new plan. “It’s time to make some major shifts in how we do things [in reaction to the disastrous major shifts I implemented last year],” said Dannon of the sweeping new initiative that amounted to a point-by-point retraction of his sweeping initiative from almost exactly one year ago.

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