Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus,…

Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus,…

Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local mother Christina Nadler’s eyes reportedly rolled back in her head Thursday as she fed on her family’s enjoyment of the dinner she had prepared. “Yes, yes, ask for another Parker House roll—it only makes me stronger!” said Nadler, grasping the edges of her chair in order to stabilize herself against the influx of overwhelming power surging into her from the sight of her family appreciating the meal. 

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