Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely and utterly satisfied on an emotional level. “I had no idea it would be such a deeply moving and fulfilling experience on every level,” said Reynolds, explaining he had assumed paying $150 for 30 minutes of anonymous intercourse with an exhausted and apathetic middle-aged woman would ultimately leave him feeling hollow inside, but instead his self-esteem was “through the roof.”
Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that…
Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that…