Emphasizing that Americans need to get their travel documents updated because the agency wasn’t messing around anymore, the TSA officials confirmed Monday that, no, really, they’re going to require Real…
NASSAU, DE — After cuddling with her husband in front of a roaring fire and getting Christmas decorations put away over the weekend, local wife Jennifer Rushford realized she had…
CINCINNATI, OH — A pristine boxed set of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy looked on in horror recently as their owner, Ambrose Franklin, sat down to binge-watch the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With only two weeks left before handing the reins of power over to the new administration, President Joe Biden’s online store announced a special clearance sale that…
SHAWNEE, KS — Concerns grew in a local neighborhood this week, as passersby reported hearing what they believed to be faint pleas for help from within one home only to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill Nye has just had his Presidential Medal of Freedom revoked after investigators unearthed an old hate speech in which the famous “Science Guy” claimed that a…
MONTECITO, CA — Princess and former General Hospital extra Meghan Markle was horrified to learn Netflix cameras have been filming her at her home and following her around while she…
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In response to seeing what the pollinators were capable of in the 1991 coming-of-age drama, ecologists at Stanford University issued a statement Monday calling for the extinction of bees after…