WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Tim Six conducted a daring overnight raid and has neutralized the infamous Kool-Aid Man.
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“In America today, the percentage of fathers, uncles, and male educators who have high cheekbones and wax all of their body hair is at an all-time low. With such a…
The 2023 International Women’s Day was a great success, focusing mainly on local men who think they’re women. “Really, the best women are biological men who think they’re women, and…
Happy International Women’s Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That’s why a day has been set aside to honor the accomplishments of distinguished women…
Confirming that the joy and sheer, reckless rapture they experienced would always be just out of reach, a new report published Monday revealed that you would never find a love…
Is anyone else sick of all these confusing “dress code” terms that get thrown at us at seemingly every networking event, wedding, and social get-together? Like, does “resort casual” mean…
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“Sixty-five percent of the survey respondents stated that they would choose to live in an autocracy as long as they received free shipping, and another 55% of Americans responded that…