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Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you’re attending church this Sunday, try not to stress too much about…
VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out of the entire Venezuelan army just by offering them some food.
The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it’s all about those metal tins with three types of popcorn. Yep. Would you have guessed it?
ANN ARBOR, MI — Just moments after news broke that the University of Michigan had fired head football coach Sherrone Moore with cause, Secretary of State Marco Rubio had been…