BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company announced a bold new take on a classic remake of a classic film property this week when it unveiled its plan to release…
NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year’s terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured concerned Americans that it would put its…
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack, thereby confirming to the nation that it was, in fact,…
Majority Of Americans Prefer Sprawl To Walkable Cities A new Pew Research poll found that 57% of adults said they would prefer to live in a community with larger houses,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite swirling rumors that his demise has negatively affected his cognitive abilities, White House officials insisted today that former President Jimmy Carter is still sharp and focused…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has announced her intention for 2025 to finally read the United States Constitution using a “Read The Constitution In A Year”…
PORTLAND, OR — NBA fans watched in awe last night as the Lakers and Trailblazers made history by playing an entire game without dribbling the ball a single time.
Saying it would mark a significant change in the company’s direction, Paradigm Marketing CEO Paul Dannon announced Monday a bold new plan that was evidently intended to undo the havoc…
Saying there were powerful people out there who didn’t want this information getting out, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivered a rant about Windows 11 tips and tricks on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump has just named Buc-ee the Beaver as his Secretary of Transportation in a move bringing joy to millions of drivers across the country.