Hollywood, CA — In a move that has left studio accountants weeping openly into their spreadsheets, DC Studios co-CEO James Gunn has deliberately chosen not to cast Sydney Sweeney as…
New York / London / Berlin – In a bold display of cultural appreciation, thousands of newly arrived immigrants took to the streets yesterday to demand that their generous host…
VATICAN CITY – In a surprise move that has left both Middle-earth scholars and the College of Cardinals reaching for the smelling salts, Pope Leo XIV declared yesterday that “Orcs…
Tired of slow, boring boats that actually catch fish? Looking for something with real zip that can outrun literally anything in or on the water (Coast Guard, Navy, physics, whatever)?…
In an unprecedented display of political fervor, a group of young, progressive activists known as the “Brave Democrats” – comprised of Harry Sisson, David Hogg, and the Krassenstein brothers –…
PARIS (GT) – In a result that has left German sports psychologists quietly scheduling emergency sessions, an unheralded 23-year-old from Utrecht named Floor van der Meer has claimed gold in…
UK—UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced a sweeping new policy to “defend the sacred principle of free speech” by ordering the immediate arrest of anyone who claims it doesn’t…
An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the rest of the world. Unless governments around the globe undertake…
US—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was furious today after she learned that retailers and shopping outlets were still referring to the day after Thanksgiving as “Black Friday“. She has demanded that…
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican’s towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week, declaring that refusing migrants is a “grave sin” and urging…