Spruce Bingsteen delivers a powerful update to his timeless 1984 anthem, reimagining it as “Born in the Somali-A” to celebrate the resourcefulness of new Americans who arrive and quickly master…
Washington, D.C. – In a move described by White House officials as “the art of the deal on a continental scale,” President Donald Trump announced this afternoon that he has…
Washington, D.C. – In what organizers are calling a “bold step toward inclusive justice,” top Democrats hosted a star-studded “No One Is Above the Law” rally this weekend, complete with…
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a ceremony that managed to be both predictable and somehow still shocking, Representative Ilhan Omar was awarded the Academy Award for Best Performance in a Fake…
WASHINGTON — In a bold escalation of its long-running performative governance strategy, the Republican National Committee and key congressional leadership have unanimously voted to dispatch what aides are calling “the…
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican lawmakers have scheduled a hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings, sources say. “We have very good hearings,” Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) said. “We uncover…
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In a plot twist straight out of a dystopian sci-fi novel that even Black Mirror would call “a bit on the nose,” the UK government’s state-of-the-art anti-extremism propaganda tool has…
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican’s towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week, declaring that refusing migrants is a “grave sin” and urging…