Fable, a popular social media app that describes itself as a haven for “bookworms and bingewatchers,” created an AI-powered end-of-year summary feature recapping what books users read in 2024. It…
Asserting that such uncouth behavior brings shame upon the glorious lineage of a court that can be traced back 12 generations, a breaking report released Friday stated that you forget…
FORKSVILLE, PA — As part of a new hardline stance being taken to start the new year, a local Presbyterian church announced that starting this Sunday, tasers will be used…
Master Sgt. Matthew Livelsberger, the U.S. Army Green Beret who blew up a Tesla Cybertruck on New Year’s Day in front of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas, reportedly…
Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) voted for Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN) in Friday’s speaker vote, following through with his pledge to withhold support from Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA). “I’m a ‘Hell…
Vice President Kamala Harris flubbed the Pledge of Allegiance on Friday. Harris opened the Senate on Friday for the first day of the 119th Congress — a somber day for…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Federal Bureau of Investigation spokesperson announced Friday that the bureau had turned itself in for the planting of pipe bomb explosives outside the U.S. Capitol Building…
In an effort to avoid arousing any suspicion, drunk driver Jeff Macklin reportedly assured himself while speeding away in a stolen police car Monday that he would be totally fine…
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Looking for authentic sushi at a reasonable price? Look elsewhere. Bushido Sushi may look the part, but be warned: it’s run by a white dude.